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September 28, 2009

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This billboard is disturbing on so many levels it deserves an award. Does it not demonstrate that Tim LaHaye is, if not the true ‘antichrist’ then perhaps Nietzsche-in-a-suit-and-tie. In honour of the sheer ugliness of this billboard I declare a caption contest for this picture now open.

HT: Richard Davis

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  1. September 28, 2009 4:26 am

    ‘Though he was in the form of Stallone, he did not consider equality with Stallone enough to be exploited, but made himself Arnold …’.

    • Mary Somerville permalink
      September 29, 2009 5:12 am

      ……..and spoke to those below the cross saying “I’ll be back!” (sorry couldn’t resist 🙂 )

  2. September 28, 2009 7:53 pm

    “That was easy… now I have two blocks of wood to bash in the heads of those liberal nutters… first stop Mr Yoder”

  3. Rob permalink
    September 29, 2009 1:55 am

    Yes, I shall come down after all…

  4. Bob Covolo permalink
    September 29, 2009 1:56 am

    “I can do all things through Christ, who benches 375.”

  5. Mary Somerville permalink
    September 29, 2009 4:43 am

    Ya know they might have used oak rather than balsa wood…works much better!

  6. Gregory permalink
    September 29, 2009 10:22 am

    After ‘Braveheart’, Braveheart goes to America (‘The Patriot’); after ‘The Patriot’, Braveheart goes to Golgotha…

  7. Garry permalink
    September 29, 2009 3:07 pm

    The traditional Photoshopped caption to that painting is “F— your sins I’m out of here.”

  8. Ann permalink
    October 1, 2009 9:34 pm

    “Father, I changed my mind about your will and not mine be done.”

  9. Dr. Jim permalink
    October 4, 2009 3:36 pm

    “Chuck Norris can do anything, except follow Jesus’ example.”

  10. Sara permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:57 pm

    Is the Power Team taking on new members?

  11. Karen O'Brien permalink
    October 8, 2009 1:12 am

    Magister Universi sum!

  12. Maureen permalink
    October 14, 2009 2:45 am

    Coming soon to a theater near you:

    Dream of the Rood: The Motion Picture.

  13. gary permalink
    November 3, 2009 8:30 pm

    Been hangin’ out in God’s Gym….

  14. gary permalink
    November 3, 2009 8:43 pm

    ” ‘My soul is exceeding sorrowful, even unto death….’ Scratch that! Too wimpy–let’s re-imagine a more muscular spirituality that will sell.”

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